Rating Every Movie I've Ever Seen

Foreword

This is a rating, not a ranking, of every movie I've ever seen. These movies are not in order of greatness, I've just rated them on a scale of 1-5 out of 5. As a disclaimer, some of these movies I watched when I was very young, and though I may have liked or disliked them then, I do not entirely stand by all of my rankings now. Also, I am fully prepared to admit I have a garbage taste in movies, so feel free to contact me with your hate mail or agreement. If you want to skip to a certain ranking, see the following links:

5 Star Moves (Very Good)
4 Star Moves (Good)
3 Star Moves (Okay)
2 Star Moves (Bad)
1 Star Moves (Very Bad)
Movies I Know I've Seen But Don't Remember Well Enough to Rate

5 Star Movies

12 Monkeys (1995)
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
50 First Dates (2004)
1917 (2019)
The Accountant (2016)
Airplane (1980)
American Gospel: Christ Alone (2018)
The Avengers (2012)
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Bee Movie (2007)
The Beekeeper (2024)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Blades of Glory (2007)
The Book of Eli (2010)
Boss Level (2020)
The Bourne Identity (2002)
Braveheart (1995)
Cars (2006)
Casino (1995)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Clash of the Titans (2010)
The Commuter (2018)
Con Air (1997)
The Dark Knight (2008)
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Deja Vu (2006)
Despicable Me (2010)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011)
Die Hard (1988)
District 9 (2009)
Division III: Football's Finest (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
The Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Elf (2003)
The Equalizer (2014)
Falling Down (1993)
Fatherhood (2021)
Finding Nemo (2003)
First Blood (1982)
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Free Guy (2021)
Fury (2014)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
The Gentlemen (2019)
Geostorm (2017)
The Ghost in the Darkness (1996)
Gladiator (2000)
Glory (1989)
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Greenland (2020)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
Here Comes the Boom (2012)
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Home Alone (1990)
Hook (1991)
Hoosiers (1986)
Hot Rod (2007)
I Want You Back (2022)
Inception (2010)
The Incredibles (2004)
Independence Day (1996)
Inglorious Basterds (2009)
Inside Man (2006)
Johnny English: Reborn (2011)
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
The Lion King (1994)
London Has Fallen (2016)
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
Man of Steel (2013)
Man on Fire (2004)
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
The Matrix (1999)
Megamind (2010)
Men In Black (1997)
Men in Black II (2002)
Men in Black III (2012)
Minority Report (2002)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Moon (2009)
Murder Mystery 2 (2023)
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)
The Naked Gun 33 1/3: thhe Finl Insult
National Treasure (2004)
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
Night at the Museum (2006)
Nobody (2021)
Now You See Me (2013)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
The Other Guys (2010)
Pacific Rim (2013)
The Patriot (2000)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pitch Black (2000)
The Prestige (2006)
Rampage (2018)
Rango (2011)
Rat Race (2001)
Ratatouille (2007)
The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Roadhouse (1989)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Shrek (2001)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek the Third (2007)
Source Code (2011)
Spider Man: No Way Home (2021)
Spider Man 2 (2004)
Spider Man 3 (2007)
Spirited (2022)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)
Star Wars (1977)
Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Surrogates (2009)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Tombstone (1993)
Top Gun (1986)
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Training Day (2001)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
Unforgiven (1992)
Up (2009)
Violent Night (2022)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Wall-E (2008)
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
The Waterboy (1998)
World War Z (2013)
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Zombieland (2009)

4 Star Movies

The 13th Warrior (1999)
2 Guns (2013)
2012 (2009)
300 (2006)
6 Underground (2019)
The Adam Project (2022)
American Gospel: Christ Crucified (2018)
Anchorman: The Legend of Rob Burgundy (2004)
Ant-Man (2015)
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Batman Begins (2005)
Battle: Los Angeles (2011)
Black Adam (2022)
Black Panther (2018)
Bloodshot (2020)
Bullet Train (2022)
Central Intelligence (2016)
Chappie (2015)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)
The Creator (2023)
Daddy's Home (2015)
Deadpool 2 (2018)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
Dune (2021)
Ender's Game (2013)
The Fifth Element (1997)
The Foreigner (2017)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Get Smart (2008)
Glass Onion (2022)
Hancock (2008)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)
Heat (1995)
Hostiles (2017)
I Care a Lot (2020)
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Inside Out (2015)
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Johnny English (2003)
Joker (2019)
Jumaji: The Next Level (2019)
The Jungle Book (1967)
Killing Gunther (2017)
Knives Out (2019)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
The Last of the Mohicans (1992)
Limitless (2011)
Lincoln (2012)
Looper (2012)
Lord of War (2005)
The Man from Toronto (2022)
The Martian (2015)
Matilda (1996)
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
The Meg (2018)
Memento (2000)
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)
Murder Mystery (2019)
Necessary Roughness (1991)
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
No Time to Die (2021)
Over the Hedge (2006)
The Pale Rider (1985)
Pathfinder (2007)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Pixels (2015)
R.I.P.D. (2013)
Real Steel (2011)
Red (2010)
Reign of Fire (2002)
Road House (2024)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Shazam! (2019)
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Sicario (2015)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
Skyscraper (2018)
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
The Sum of All Fears (2002)
Tag (2018)
Taken (2008)
Tenet (2020)
Titanic (1997)
Tommy Boy (1995)
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Tooth Fairy (2010)
Tower Heist (2011)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
U.S. Marshalls (1998)
We're the Millers (2013)
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonder Woman (2017)
Wrath of Man (2021)
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Zoolander 2 (2016)

3 Star Movies

47 Ronin (2013)
About Time (2013)
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
American Psycho (2000)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Aquaman (2018)
Avatar (2009)
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Battleship (2012)
Bean (1997)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Bedtime Stories (2008)
Big Hero 6 (2014)
Black Widow (2021)
Blacklight (2022)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Cars 3 (2017)
Casino Royale (2006)
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
Criminal (2016)
Daddy's Home 2 (2017)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Deadpool (2016)
Death on the Nile (2021)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)
The Dilemma (2011)
Doctor Strange (2016)
Dune: Part 2 (2024)
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)
Elysium (2013)
Falling for Christmas (2022)
The Equalizer 2 (2018)
The Equalizer 3 (2023)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Fight Club (1999)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Get Hard (2015)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)
The Goonies (1985)
Gone Girl (2014)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone (2001)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Hercules (1997)
Hercules (2014)
Highlander (1986)
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
The Hunger Games (2012)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)
Hunter Killer (2018)
I, Frankenstein (2014)
I, Robot (2004)
In Time (2011)
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Interstellar (2014)
The Interview (2014)
John Wick (2014)
Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Jumanji (1995)
Jurassic Park 2 (1997)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
Just Go With It (2011)
Kill Bill: Vol 1 (2003)
Kill Bill: Vol 2 (2004)
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Land of the Lost (2009)
The Lego Movie (2014)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Logan (2017)
The Lost City (2022)
The Lord of the Rings (1978)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Memory (2022)
The Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
Men in Black: International (2019)
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Mud (2012)
Mulan (1998)
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Nacho Libre (2006)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Outlaw King (2018)
Palm Springs (2020)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
The Polar Express (2004)
Predator (1987)
The Princess Bride (1987)
Quantum of Solace (2008)
Race to Witch Mountain (2009)
Red Notice (2021)
Renfield (2023)
Rio (2011)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Risen (2016)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky II (1979)
Robocop (2014)
Safe (2012)
Samaritan (2022)
San Andreas (2015)
The Sandlot (1993)
The Santa Clause (1994)
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Scrooged (1988)
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods (2023)
Sing 2 (2021)
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Sonic the Hedgehod (2020)
Spaceballs (1987)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
The Spy Next Door (2010)
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek Beyond (2016)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002)
Step Brothers (2008)
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Sully (2016)
Tarzan (1999)
Team America: World Police (2004)
The Terminator (1984)
Thor (2011)
Troy (2001)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
Uncharted (2022)
Underworld: Awakening (2012)
Van Helsing (2004)
Venom (2018)
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
Warcraft (2016)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Wolverine (2013)
Wreck It Ralph (2012)
The Wrong Missy (2020)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Zookeeper (2011)
Zoolander (2001)

2 Star Movies

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
The Amazing Spider Man (2012)
The A-Team (2010)
Angels and Demons (2009)
Assassin's Creed (2016)
Baby Driver (2017)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
BlacKKKlansman (2018)
The Bourne Legacy (2012)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Cars 2 (2011)
Centurion (2010)
Children of Men (2006)
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Divergent (2014)
Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Dunkirk (2017)
Epic (2013)
Eragon (2006)
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Frozen (2013)
Gemini Man (2019)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
God's Not Dead (2014)
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Godzilla (2014)
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
The Great Wall (2016)
Green Lantern (2011)
Hellboy (2004)
The Highwaymen (2019)
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
Home Alone 3 (1997)
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
Hugo (2011)
Hulk (2003)
I Am Legend (2007)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Into the Storm (2014)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
Jexi (2019)
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
The Karate Kid (2010)
Kicking and Screaming (2005)
Knowing (2009)
The Land Before Time (1988)
Left Behind (2014)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)
The Legend of Tarzan (2016)
Machine Gun Preacher (2011)
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot (2018)
Marry Me (2022)
The Mask (1994)
The Maze Runner (2014)
Minions (2015)
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Office Space (1999)
Oppenheimer (2023)
Outside the Wire (2021)
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
Pain & Gain (2013)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
Pride & Predjudice (2005)
The Princess Diaries (2001)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
RolePlay (2024)
Rush Hour (1998)
The Rundown (2003)
The Shack (2017)
The Smurfs (2011)
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
The Tale of Desperaux (2008)
Thor Love and Thunder (2022)
The Three Stooges (2012)
Traitor (2008)
Twilight (2008)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Underworld (2003)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
X2: X-Men United (2003)
X-Men (2000)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Movies I Know I've Seen But Don't Remember Well Enough to Rate Them

101 Dalmations (1996)
Aladdin (1992)
Bolt (2008)
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
A Bug's Life (1998)
Cool Runnings (1993)
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Enchanted (2007)
Evan Almighty (2007)
The Game Plan (2007)
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Heaven is for Real (2014)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Ice Age (2002)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Iron Man (2008)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Madagascar (2005)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Midnight in Paris (2011)
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
Pocahontas (1995)
Robots (2005)
Schindler's List (1993)
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)
Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003)
Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (2010)
TRON: Legacy (2010)
True Grit (2010)