Ranking Every PopTart Flavor I've Tried

I would present this list without comment, but I feel some comment is in order to explain why I am not explaining my ranking. I feel as though PopTart flavors are the most subjective item I have reviewed on this entire website. While my opinions on movies, music, food, air fresheners, etc. may be objectively the correct opinions, I do not place much confidence in my PopTart rankings. Yes, I am a bit of a PopTart connoiseur (ate PopTarts almost every day for a two years, and still usually eat one at work), but I do not pretend to be objective in my analysis of each flavor. Nor is my palate refined enough for me to describe why I like one PopTart flavor over another. I simply have grouped each flavor of PopTart into general tiers of how likely I would be to buy it again. This may not be my most useful or entertaining article, but I could be of some use if you're looking to get into PopTarts. Also, as a disclaimer, all of these flavors imply that they are "Frosted." Only sickos eat/like unfrosted PopTarts.